Since i have started on fb again i have tried not to speak out about all the things that frustrate me. Actually these days i try and ignore the frustrations i would normally rant about to my friends and family. And then i stumble across this I’m mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself Yoga shirt gem and this lady has some really stuff to rant about not the ball shit i normally go on about. I had a particular asshole-y day today. I stomped my way around, snapping at people, tapping my fingers when people had the nerve to speak with me. I caught a glance of my face in the bathroom mirror.
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go next. Fuck, I’m nervous. I take a deep breath, and do what the ladies showed me, I get to the part where I’m supposed to flip or something and I let out the biggest fart ever. Fuck me. “Oh God!” I say as the girls are cracking up laughing. I try to concentrate, but I just keep farting. They can’t keep a straight face, and I’m dying over here. I try again, and bam, I let out another fart. “What did you eat?” Mags asks. “Fuck you. I need to concentrate bitch.” I holler at her. I try this twist and turn, but fart again. I hear laughter as I continue my pole dance, grinding the best I can. I try one more move, and bam. I’m mostly peace, love and light & a little go fuck yourself Yoga shirt .