So we meet again, Spider-Man playing the saxophone. Let me guess: everything is perfect in your life? You have no time to whore out your sadness for those sweet, sweet Facebook likes Well today I noticed that I was wearing my underwear backwards and I couldn’t fix it with my costume on. OK. That’s not really a significant problem but at least we’re getting somewhere… But I wear boxers and I realized that it’s actually way more convenient to have a ‘fart flap’ than it is to have a penis hole, God damn it, Spider-Man playing the saxophone. I will defeat you some day! You’ll see!
I Play Saxophone I Drink and I know things shirt, hoodie, tank top