Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must shirt

Adorable I am give me treats you must shirt

N.B. Due to the staff at the NBC watching too many movies about how animals take over the world the Canine Force program has been cancelled and the affected dogs given to the CIA for re-programming.
Photo shows a small dog dressed up as Star Wars Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi saying in the tone of Yoda’s voice “Adorable I am. Give me treats, you must”.

Adorable I am give me treats you must shirt, hoodie, tank and sweatshirt

Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must hoodie
hoodie
Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must ladies tee
ladies tee
Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must ladies v-neck
ladies v-neck
Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must tank top
Adorable I Am Give Me Treats You Must tank top

Short story:

If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair. I’ll stash little notes where you least expect them. I don’t have many firsts left, but I’d like someone who I could offer all of my lasts. We’ll make history together. I’ll wait for you even if your late and I wont complain about it. Promise. Kindness to people who would try the patience of ghandi is a must. I will feel safe and most at peace in your arms. I’ll find you magically delicious. I’ll let you be right when it doesn’t really matter. If you wash the car with me, I promise to wear a white t-shirt. It’s the simple things you do that make me swoon the most. I love it when you sing to me. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning when we’re doing it together. I’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep from a long hard day. I’ll grant you three wishes. I’ll give you the last bite. I’ll make you laugh. I’ll marvel at your strength. I’ll take care of you when you’re sick. My heart will skip a beat every time you walk through the door. My kisses will take your breath away. My quirks and oddities have been called adorable by some and I will love you more every day for yours. I will hold you when you need it. I’llgive you space when you need it. I will let you be you. You’ll sleep better when I’m next to you and I will sleep better when you’re next to me. I’ll thank you every time you hold a door open for me. I’ll look cute as hell in your shirt in the morning. I’ll fit perfectly in your arms. Treat me like a woman and I will treat you like a man. To clarify: I am not looking for a saviour or anything of that sort. I am quite simply looking for a man who adds something extraordinary and special to my life. And I to him. A fair exchange, an amazing mind, body and soul connection and a place to build something magnificent….

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