This is awesome. I’m a labor & delivery nurse & tell my patients all the time-poop means progress!! But the image I’m getting of you & your I’m not always grumpy sometimes I’m reading shirt and transferring poop is cracking me up. Now I’m thankful that I had predelivery diarrhea! There was nothing left when it was time to push. I would’ve been mortified!
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When my brother was in med school, his I’m not always grumpy sometimes I’m reading shirt in labor and delivery was watching a woman poo for basically an hour straight. Didn’t even get to see the baby’s birth. 24 years ago, when I had my daughter, they gave us enemas prior to delivery, as a deterrent for shitting oneself during labor; it was all part of being “prepped” for birth.
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An enema, a shave job, and an epidural lol. Imagine my surprise when, 11 years later, I had kiddo number 2. I’m laying there thinking I know what’s about to go down, only it doesn’t. I’m induced and dilated to like 6ish, ready to roll, and I’m like, hey, is anybody gonna prep me? They kinda smirked and laughed, and said, “oh, we don’t do that I’m not always grumpy sometimes I’m reading shirt”!