I did not poop while I was in labor with either child and believe me, I was terrified that I love my country Hillary Clinton shirt. But here’s my husband’s take “I have no idea what the big deal is. Considering the rainbow of, colors and textures, that come out of a woman’s body during labor, poop would be benign. I’d be HAPPY to see poop. The other stuff is terrifying – poop is at least familiar.”
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So there ya go ladies. I pooped. And I watched it happen too! For clarification. I had asked the I love my country Hillary Clinton shirt for a handheld mirror to see my son crowning but they couldn’t find it so they brought in a huge rolling stand up mirror and plonked it at the foot of my bed. As I watched him crown.
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I saw a little bit of poo eek out and because I was delirious from exhaustion at that I love my country Hillary Clinton shirt I shouted to the entire room “HAHAHA LOOK I SHIT MYSELF”. My nurse wiped it up real quick and then told me “no you didn’t. That was birthing fluid. Keep pushing.” And then she took the mirror away so I couldn’t see if it happened again.