My story is not as bad but it still makes me laugh. So with my Wanna Bang American flag shirt I did poop and I know the moment I did and I asked if I had and being good nurses they are no you didnt everything’s good and I like I know you are lying. This went on for five minutes before I gave up. Nope.
Wanna Bang American flag shirt, youth tee and V-neck T-shirt
My husband would have probably been fine with Wanna Bang American flag shirt, but not me. With all three of mine, I made him stay at my head and he wasn’t allowed to look down there. He had strict instructions to keep eye contact so if something gross happened, he wouldn’t see it and have the memory forever.
Wanna Bang American flag hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
I didn’t want him to ever look at me and have a memory of something gross happening down there. I just cackled such an evil giggle while reading this also I held up labour for about an hour with my Wanna Bang American flag shirt my bladder was so full I couldn’t push him out. Refused to push till I was allowed to pee in an actual toilet.